NOW BOOKING JUNE & JULY
Real baddies
use their
birth charts
to make real moves.
Astrocartography • Timing • Natal Chart
Strategic astrology for the baddie who's ready to stop reading about her chart and start using it. No mystical word salad. No "the universe is telling you". Just the placements, the timing, and the move.


MEMBERSHIP
The Baddie HQ
Membership.
The headquarters for action-taking baddies who want to stop collecting astrology and start using it, every month, on repeat, until the life you have been calling in is the one you are actually living.
A room full of doers and go-getters using their charts together, with the astrologer in your corner who is not letting you log off and forget what your chart just told you to do.
And here is the part I’m obsessed with. I’m running this founders round as the Baddie HQ Founders Challenge, because I don’t just want to sell you a membership, I want to build the best astrology membership for baddies WITH you. Every founder who joins unlocks more of what HQ becomes.

Founders Round · Open through June 24
$47/month, or $470 for the year and get two months free — locked for life.
This is the only time the price will be this low.
WHO YOU'RE BOOKING

Looking for a RuPaul's Drag Race–loving, Labubu-owning, romantasy smut–reading astrologer?
You're in the right place
I'm not your typical "woo-woo" astrologer. This space won't be filled with mystical word salad that needs a translator to decipher. Whether you're brand new to astrology or already deep in it, we'll work your chart like a strategy doc — where the timing is, where the leverage is, and what to actually do.
HW Certified Relocation Astrologer
Trained in Hellenistic timing techniques
12k+ community
150+ clients coached
ASTROLOGY READINGS


